What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!?!

The British:
Will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American:
Will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese:
Will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Arab :
Will drown the insect & drink the coffe

The Israeli will:
Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
Accuse Palestine and Iran for using germ-weapons.
Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation....